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10 commandments of school - SoulRiser - 12-14-2007 05:22 AM

Found this here:
The rest of the page is pretty funny too Smile

Quote:1. I am the PRINCIPAL your savior, you must obey me and me alone ... or one of the other three...

2. Thou shall not make bold clothing that uses the PRINCIPAL's name in vain.

3. Thou shall attend ELO and keeping it educational and holy. The PRINCIPAL outstretched his hand and created the school that is today, proving his might, so thou shall attend ELO during the final period of the day and not one of Activity before the working day.

4. Teachers, thou shall honor the mighty fire codes and thou shall not use machines for the well preparation and keeping of food, even though it has been done during the last three decades.

5. Thou shall not fail.

6. Thou shall not use any form of cloth fashioned to carry text or any cloth measuring larger than one half cubit by four handbreadth, give or take an etzbah.

7. Thou shall wear thy name around thy neck on a rope of thy school's colors.

8. Thou shall not eat to ones needs but will eat to thy states requirements for the amount that will better the schools football team.

9. Thou shall be governed by the PRINCIPAL's Crusaders in their noble black uniforms.

10. Thou shall not enjoy any sense of personality and not enjoy the educational process as previous students have.

- HeartofShadows - 12-14-2007 05:34 AM

Laugh Laugh


- Sweepy The Cat - 12-14-2007 07:18 AM

Sad but true No

- Eidolon - 12-14-2007 07:43 AM

I love The Splooge.

They're so silly.

- X - 12-14-2007 09:23 AM

Yes indeed
Quote:sad but very true

- Avenger - 12-14-2007 11:23 AM

Laugh Laugh
it's funny,but it's true.

- Alucard483 - 12-14-2007 11:32 AM

one word: Hilarious