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So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Hanny's Old Account - 05-25-2008 03:52 AM

I found for sale:

Suspenders
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Some sort of bolt and chain designed to fit the average dick
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Many, many dildos
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Bondage outfits
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Underwear
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A book with sex poses inside


I would have found more but I got thrown out for not having ID.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - random_name - 05-25-2008 03:54 AM

that was so funny. the woman in the shop only looked 16, never mind old enough to be working there


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Cilaos - 05-25-2008 03:57 AM

Find someone to buy you and Sarah some large butt plugs!!!!1!111!!one!112


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Hanny's Old Account - 05-25-2008 04:00 AM

Everyone looked embarrassed to be in there. And we saw no butt plugs, they were in the restricted section (which we didn't get chance to view)


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - random_name - 05-25-2008 04:18 AM

stupid shop keepers
judging us by how we look
the negligees were quite nice.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - SoulRiser - 05-25-2008 04:29 AM

Laugh


BTW, why is this in the Voices forum?


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - random_name - 05-25-2008 04:32 AM

voicing concerns about the age limits on certain shops


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Suicidal-kun - 05-25-2008 05:27 AM

Sounds like a fun adventure you had, you should try it again and see how far you can get before getting thrown out. Laugh


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - random_name - 05-25-2008 07:14 AM

i will get tartilly dressed up and try that, lol.....


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - aaaaaaasd - 05-26-2008 01:48 AM

Why is this in Welcome?
Won't this make any sensible kids who come here make them turn away?


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Hanny's Old Account - 05-26-2008 06:35 PM

I tried to move it from Voices and accidentally moved to Welcome. I moved it to Funny Stuff, but accidentally left a shadow topic.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Pyrokinetic_Punker - 05-28-2008 10:46 AM

my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^ but yeah, we bought a pair of fluffy handcuffs at a 2 dollar shop, and they actually work...I mean...we don't...*tries desperately to get out of situation*


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - youvebeenthunderstruck - 05-28-2008 10:49 AM

Yeah, that's good. Throw kids out for being underaged. Wait, since when has being underage + being exposed to sex a bad thing? Never? Thought so. Thank you very much for stereotyping.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Suicidal-kun - 05-28-2008 11:42 AM

Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop. Confused


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Tasty Waffles - 05-28-2008 11:44 AM

I made a post about sex being normal at a young age. Though nobody responded


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Pyrokinetic_Punker - 05-28-2008 01:10 PM

Suicidal-kun Wrote:
Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop. Confused

I'm happy he's not a pervert...well not as perverted as I thought he was.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Suicidal-kun - 05-28-2008 01:15 PM

Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:
Suicidal-kun Wrote:
Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop. Confused

I'm happy he's not a pervert...well not as perverted as I thought he was.
Believe me, every man on earth is 1000x's more perverted then you could possibly imagine. We just are. And going into a sex shop isn't completely about perverseness, curiosity would probably play a role in the decision of going into a sex shop, at least for the first time, anyways.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - The Desert Fox - 07-23-2008 05:00 PM

Laugh This is so win.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Happy Camper - 07-24-2008 10:42 AM

I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.

Sex toys are win.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - devilkat666 - 07-28-2008 03:06 AM

Happy Camper Wrote:I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.

Sex toys are win.

That's bad... but still very funny.
So the teacher loved it, huh? Were you specific or was he/she just stupid?


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Happy Camper - 07-28-2008 03:41 AM

devilkat666 Wrote:
Happy Camper Wrote:I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.

Sex toys are win.

That's bad... but still very funny.
So the teacher loved it, huh? Were you specific or was he/she just stupid?

I'm not sure I understand your reaction. What do you mean be specific? I thought it was an ingenious idea. Granted, the paper probably didn't deserve an A but the idea to write it did.

Unless you're talking about legality. In which case I'm in college.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Hanny - 07-29-2008 10:45 PM

Biggrin


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - i-am-the-liquor - 07-30-2008 03:43 AM

men are "perverted", its nature,monogmy isint a big deal,we screw intill we die simply put. with as many people as possalbe.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Happy Camper - 07-30-2008 03:57 AM

Except I've met many men who would disagree.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Tasty Waffles - 07-31-2008 12:45 AM

Inst it called a sex shop. Id be like, where is the whores. Biggrin


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Squittle - 09-13-2008 10:40 AM

You uhh, happen to have held on to any of that stuff? Not saying I NEED it or anything, but uhh... you know what, nevermind. You keep it. You deserve it.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Happy Camper - 09-14-2008 02:08 PM

Wolfeh Wrote:Sex shops are for sluts.

Dur...


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - random_name - 09-14-2008 09:23 PM

it's kinda funny though when somone your age throws you out for not being old enough to go in a certain bit.


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Tasty Waffles - 09-17-2008 11:55 AM

I like free porn, but nailing the girl you love, o shit
GREATEST THING EVER


Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz - Happy Camper - 09-17-2008 04:52 PM

magic Wrote:I like free porn, but nailing the girl you love, o shit
GREATEST THING EVER

Initial Reaction: Aww, how sweet.