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Omg Impossible Assignment - The Apathy - 10-16-2008 08:42 PM

Guess what, I have to find a child 6 months -18 months old, watch it and write my term paper on what I observed.

This is a human growth and development class so Im suppose to ask the mother to play/feed/interact with the baby while I write stuff down.
Along with ask the mother to give me hieght/wieght type details

Oh and also I can't let the child see me or I'll ruin the "naturalness" of the situation.

Man being 16 in College is damn wierd!

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - Puchiko - 10-16-2008 11:27 PM

What is your major and where are you studying? Since college is something you get to choose, I'd just transfer/drop out if you don't like it.

Regarding this particular assignment, you might want to talk to your professor if you find the task to be unaccomplishable. Again, college is not high school, and the professor shouldn't just wave you off.

I don't see what the big deal is though-just ask one of your relatives/acquaintances who's parenting a child that age, and see if you can work out together where's you'll "hide" (with younger children, just "blending in" might do the job).

Edit: The topic has been moved to Homework Help because it belongs there more.

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - The Apathy - 10-17-2008 12:21 AM

Ok... Rolleyes

Since no one I know has kids I'll have make one myself. Tell me where the sexy ladies are at! ;D

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - AWOL - 02-03-2009 03:15 PM

Funny, tell your professor that's an unfair assignment as not everyone has the ways and means to do it,

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - aerftghyjk - 01-16-2010 11:26 AM

The closest thing to this is:

Well, there's this really, REALLY beautiful loli in my school. I'm 17 and she is in 5th grade, so she's 11. Her name is Stella. Well, I've dreamed about having sex with her numerous times, but one evening changed it all... Our moms know each other so I was supposed to babysit her cause her mom had to work late one night. So I go over to her house and we start watching TV. Well, its 9.30 pm already and I tell her to go to sleep. She answers 'I don't want to, I wanna stay and watch cartoons with you.' I thought about it and I said 'okay, but only until 10pm and don't tell your mom' she was happy and said okay. We watched cartoons a little and she asked if she could rest her head in my lap. I was like uh, okay. Well she puts her head in my lap, rubs her head around accidentally cause she was looking for a comfortable position and I feel to get this raging boner. I couldn't hold it back so I quickly suggested that maybe she'd want a pillow under her head and that my legs are starting to hurt. She said 'okay' and I put the pillow under her head. I was so relieved. Well, the clock hits 10pm and I order her to sleep, she stands up and takes the pillow from my legs and she sees my boner, I tried to hide it as quick as I could, but I was wearing trainers so it stood out pretty clearly. She asked 'whats that?' and I didn't know what to say.. after about 5 seconds of quick thinking I for some reason said 'It's a boner', I instantly regretted it. She now asked me if she could see it. I was so freaking nervous, finally i decided to use the chance and had my pants off faster than you could say Candlejack. Stella asked if she cou

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - Loxor - 01-16-2010 11:29 AM

God damnit MM.

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - Thade - 01-16-2010 11:58 AM

O.o Great you scared me and an 11 year old for life. I could tell his story got cut off too.

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - aerftghyjk - 01-16-2010 12:17 PM

Thade6596 Wrote:I could tell his story got cut off too.


Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - Loxor - 01-16-2010 12:18 PM

Yeah, or MM could stop bumping threads for little reason.

Re: Omg Impossible Assignment - aerftghyjk - 01-16-2010 12:22 PM

I have BIG reason.