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getting sick - paulhudd - 01-23-2009 04:55 PM
How can i get sick?I cant fake because my moms a nurse and she knows i fake.
Re: getting sick - AWOL - 01-23-2009 07:23 PM
Have a freezing cold shower for a few minutes. Always works.
Re: getting sick - Fire Elf - 01-23-2009 09:51 PM
Go outside.
Re: getting sick - MM - 01-24-2009 04:13 AM
Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.
Re: getting sick - Chrisuru - 01-24-2009 04:41 AM
Go look at some goatse
Re: getting sick - mudkip liek - 01-24-2009 08:03 AM
Mpenzak Wrote:Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.
Eugh. That's disgusting. People masturbate and touch those you know?
Re: getting sick - Samantha - 01-24-2009 08:15 AM
thats funny!!
Mpenzak Wrote:Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.
Re: getting sick - mudkip liek - 01-24-2009 08:47 AM
Unintentionally, I was being serious because it's true.
Re: getting sick - classclown - 01-24-2009 09:31 AM
wred you get that from
Re: getting sick - Fire Elf - 01-24-2009 09:36 AM
classclown Wrote:wred you get that fromEver licked (or even touched) a payphone handle?
Re: getting sick - classclown - 01-24-2009 09:37 AM
nope i dont use pay phones
Re: getting sick - MM - 01-24-2009 10:16 AM
I was joking, hopefully he doesn't actually do that. And yes, I know, that's why I said it.
Re: getting sick - mudkip liek - 01-24-2009 10:39 AM
lol
I know you were joking.
Re: getting sick - Aviator - 01-24-2009 12:40 PM
Just ask around at school. There's always somebody who isn't feeling very good. Hang around them as much as possible. Anyone with a runny nose probably has something that you want, and a few tips are:
1) The more sleep you have, the less chance you have of getting sick. So, stay up UBER late.
2) Although being in the cold won't actually make you sick, it does lower your immune system making you more susceptible to disease.
Hope I helped.
Re: getting sick - The Apathy - 01-24-2009 01:15 PM
Aviator Wrote:Hope I helped.
Ok, but Next time I'm sick It'll be your fault
Re: getting sick - i-am-the-liquor - 01-24-2009 01:57 PM
have a heavy breakfast and swig a pint of rum on the bus towards school, you will become drunk, and eventuly vomit. ergo she cant deny you're"sick" and will be asked to leave. also you get shitfaced. its win/win.
Re: getting sick - Aviator - 01-24-2009 03:24 PM
That's my job. The anti-doctor. Lol.
Re: getting sick - paulhudd - 01-24-2009 09:32 PM
I live in the middle of the woods(i hate this place).We dont even have pay phones around here.Well, the one at the gas station but thatd be death probally.
Re: getting sick - MM - 01-25-2009 03:00 AM
Yeah, I wasn't be serious, please don't do that. You'd probably get seriously sick from doing it.
Re: getting sick - Fire Elf - 01-25-2009 04:31 AM
Mpenzak Wrote:Yeah, I wasn't be serious, please don't do that. You'd probably get seriously sick from doing it.Isn't that the whole point?
Re: getting sick - MM - 01-25-2009 04:37 AM
I think the OP wanted to get sick just to get out of school a couple of days. If he were to lick a payphone, he'd probably get something that may last a little longer than a couple of days.
Re: getting sick - John Tuttle - 01-25-2009 06:16 AM
Who knows, he could get some antibiotic-resistant bacterium and then die. Seriously.
Re: getting sick - Tasty Waffles - 01-25-2009 10:00 AM
Go to a laboratory, ask for some anthrax, or some ebola, and there you go, small pox would work too
Re: getting sick - paulhudd - 01-25-2009 10:25 AM
Yeah,recreate the smallpox epidemics.Could be fun but ill pass.
Re: getting sick - Steven - 01-26-2009 10:50 PM
am i really surprised of how many people on this thread actually give advices on how to get sick. Its sad to see how teenagers would rather get sick/get a disease than go to school. Just look at what the school system has done to us !!! Its really sad...
Re: getting sick - Mace63 - 02-03-2009 11:52 PM
Stephen Wrote:am i really surprised of how many people on this thread actually give advices on how to get sick. Its sad to see how teenagers would rather get sick/get a disease than go to school. Just look at what the school system has done to us !!! Its really sad...
Exactly.
But seriously,are there some good/easy ways to get a high temperature or anything?
I'd really do anything to stay out of school,even for just couple of days.
Re: getting sick - AWOL - 02-04-2009 03:40 PM
Have a freezing shower for 2+ minutes then go have some maccas.